speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017

walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Teacher Walk

The fast walk of a teacher characterized with clicking heels on a long stretch of hallway, especially in a school setting.

The new teacher quickly developed the teacher walk as she hurried from one place to another.

by Raisinbran January 6, 2017

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.

This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.

by Listening802 August 7, 2010

Walking Radio

All those peeps who have a song for everything you say. You either love them or hate them. But nevertheless, it is contagious.

I love you, you have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

I hate you, you gotta have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

by captiveinflorida June 12, 2014

Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.

"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"

by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011