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weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.
Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?
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Weed pickle

A weed pickle is the tweaker name for a weed pipe, named for the fact that tweakers who also smoke weed tend to after twisting the pickle for a tad to long, forget that when they go to smoke a bowl of weed, they try and hit the weed pipe as a pickle with twisting included.
Hey man, you gotta twist the.weed pickle! Its some pretty danky stuff in the weed pickle!
by TitsMcGee420 October 20, 2013
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Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.
“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021
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Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.
"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."
by Real big ween June 8, 2018
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Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.
Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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unripe weed

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"
by blue cocaine September 25, 2018
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Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed Is they type of weed “that does not” get you high
Dat nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed
by Jah’marion October 5, 2022
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