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Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.
She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.
by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023
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Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.
by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008
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Creativity vampire

Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas
Could you help me with a book I’m writing I’m a total creativity vampire
by Mr.braindead February 9, 2023
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Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”
by annikapants November 12, 2023
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
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Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day (atleast 2 days in a row)
1) we’re gonna live it up time for a Vampire Weekend
2) I wanna get totally fucked up lets pull a Vampire Weekend
by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021
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