Daniel Valentine Alvarado

The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.

OMG it's DANIEL VALENTINE ALVARADO. Do you think he would date me?

by The Writer of the TrUtH November 13, 2011

valeshka

A bitch that likes to lead people on for fun. She usually likes to twerk on random people for fun and she likes to walk around with her ass out. Valeshkas are definitely for the streets, and they love to look at themselves in the mirror. She's normally super fake and annoying, but will act like she likes you to get what she wants. She's pretty, but she uses that to her advantage. She thinks she's popular but in reality, she's pretty basic.

Guy1: damn! who's that girl?
Guy2: oh that's valeshka. she's pretty toxic man, don't talk to her.

by bummymummy5763 September 14, 2020

Valentino

Basically a dumbass and a softcock who has a small ass dick and is wanking in the boys bathroom right NOW!!!!!

It's valentino the dumbass

by YAMUM'SGAE January 10, 2019

Valenzuela

A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.

This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.

by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008

Valeska

the last name of the man of who my friend wants to fuck

"hey, zoe! isn't that mr valeska on that poster?"
"hOLY FUCK"

by lightningmcqueenishot October 3, 2019

Kayla Valentin

The love of my life :)<3

She is Kayla Valentin

by sean3413 April 9, 2011

Valen

she’s a hot ass nigga and she’s really nice she’s also my wife and she is very black 😩😩😩 she also is the mom of my children 👶🏿

valen let me smash

by richmoneynigga June 29, 2019