vag stamp

When a female thrusts her vagina onto somone with force. Usually in attempt to leave a mark. Female equivalent of a mushroom stamp.
Guy 1: Ah. This girl totally smacked me with her vagina last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man! She vag stamped you!
Guy 1: fuck.
by Dinglealltheqay April 19, 2014
mugGet the vag stampmug.

vag year

It's how girls wish their guy friends a happy new year.
Happy Vag year, said Marj to Ian at midnight on the 31st December then proceeded to expose her vagina to him.
by Welsh_one December 31, 2023
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Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG April 19, 2018
mugGet the Vag confidentmug.

Vag puppet

Man sarah is a total vag puppet
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
mugGet the Vag puppetmug.

Vag

Vag is a french term meaning fuck off. It is used principaly in Montreal and Quebec City.
Yo vag sur sa c'est crazé
by Jonasra September 13, 2017
mugGet the Vagmug.

Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .
Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.
by BrianJenny May 24, 2018
mugGet the Cotton Vag.mug.

vag face

Phil aka Bling's vagina looking grill. Most mistake it and want to insert a finger.
Phil is a vag face all-star.
by Troy Baker October 5, 2007
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