v-train

still a virgin, not yet had sex

K: Hey Bek, still riding the v-train?
B: Yeah, I'm chastizzlin.

by Kat May December 28, 2004

v-notch

a slang term for a womans vagina

dakotahs v-notch is a very saggy v-notch i might say. I would know this from experience with her v-notch last night

by H00PIE June 22, 2007

v.s. syndrome

when a women gives birth and starts to fall apart little by little!

"I don't know what happened to her she was hot before giving birth, I think she is suffering from v.s. Syndrome!"

by that dude a boogie January 21, 2010

V-Bomb

Street bought Valium rumored to be dog sleeping pills or horse sleeping pills

Man Im off my fucking skull, took a load of V-Bombs and can hardly stand up

Yow bra your speech is all slurred was you on the V-bombs last night...

You can hardly walk in a straight line have you been popping vbombs?

by ronmonki March 8, 2011

v-plowed

when a girl shoves her vagina in your face and plows you over

Sam: this chick just v-plowed her meat at my face and i got a concussion
Trevirson: Damn, howd that vag feel
sam: Warm and moist

by CAHACKLELACKLE6 April 19, 2011

V.O.A

Vandal or artist?/Vandalism or art?
A tag used in public places often where the vandal's other works have been repeatedly removed. Used to question authority often in places such as a school. While its an interesting concept, it still counts as vandalism.

Principal: It has come to my attention that we have a major issue with vandalism in this school.
Student (hidden within the rest of the students at the assembly): V.O.A?!!

by Thetanone May 8, 2012

V-Hamm

A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.

I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.

by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013