uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013

uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 12, 2016

Uncle Pea

A peacock from the indie rhythm game "Songbird Symphony" with an eccentric and silly personality who really cares about those close to him.

"Uncle Pea is a character from 'Songbird Symphony'"

by NotPhaeny June 17, 2020

Mexican Uncle

Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

by James St. Jaymes December 22, 2012

thermite uncle

the coolest uncle in the family. He can and will take small children to go and thermite engine blocks together( with or without parental permission). Similar to the vodka aunt and weed cousin

man billy's such a Thermite Uncle! He always takes nephew jimmy to thermite engine blockS!

by giggle fart extraordinare March 9, 2020

Uncle fucker

Person(s) whom destoyed their uncle(s) cock

Person1: Hey look it’s that uncle fucker

Person2:I know right he loves to fuck his uncle

by Xx_69_420_69_xX November 8, 2019

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. He’s called uncle because President Obama was daddy.

Uncle Joe is always our hype man

by Melissa3640 August 29, 2022