uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 12, 2016

An Uncle Fester

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

by Glowspank December 19, 2016

Uncle Tomas

A gentlemen of Mexican heritage who does not embrace the culture nor language.

Tio Chewy doesn't even know Spanish, chingon Uncle Tomas.

by Gangster-o-Love January 16, 2017

Uncle fucker

Person(s) whom destoyed their uncle(s) cock

Person1: Hey look it’s that uncle fucker

Person2:I know right he loves to fuck his uncle

by Xx_69_420_69_xX November 8, 2019

Uncle Chuck

uncle pervert incest

Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Uncle Phillp

Uncle phillp is a pistol and/or any other strap you’d pull up with

I pulled up with uncle phillp and he did all the talking

by NutingInSoda December 20, 2019

Uncle Danny

The strongest and handsomest man you could ever meet. He is a man of great intellect and exceptional wit. Unbelievably attractive and so good in bed, you'll wish he weren't your uncle. Nobody can resist Uncle Danny.

Woman 1: Have you met my gorgeous Uncle Danny?

Woman 2: Yes! Thankfully we're not related

by Pea_cherry October 9, 2019