Uncle Dennis

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.

What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis

by Teddyweeds November 21, 2017

uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 7, 2018

Uncle chad

Uncle chad is a made up part of peoples family. He often is a musician or entertainer, but in reality, is nothing more than a figment of a delusional persons imagination

Uncle chad is sure to show this family reunion (46th time this has been said)

by BrotherBean69 July 8, 2022

super uncle

coolest uncle in the whole world, willing to do anything for you, totally easy to relate to, definitely your favorite

I can't wait to go down to Carlsbad so I can see Super Uncle.

I wonder what Super Uncle would say.

by Sjane510 May 20, 2008

Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

Uncle Varus

An absolute GOAT.

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!

by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020