One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.
Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.
by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011
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A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
by Farlig November 28, 2007
Get the turkey timers mug.The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.
by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010
Get the turkish mudpie mug.A girl any boy can get or get with at anytime. This word is usually used in Baltimore Maryland by teenagers. Basically a slut or whore
Boy 1: yo I just starting talking to this girl name Chaela
Boy 2: Every nigga in the school had her. She a turkey frl 💯💯
Boy 2: Every nigga in the school had her. She a turkey frl 💯💯
by Da’jahnae Carter August 14, 2018
Get the Turkey mug.The mocking gesture made towards someone by placing the tip of your thumb on the end of your nose, and wiggling the rest of the outstretched fingers.
etymology: derived from the traditional Thanksgiving craft project of drawing a turkey by tracing around the outstretched fingers of one hand
etymology: derived from the traditional Thanksgiving craft project of drawing a turkey by tracing around the outstretched fingers of one hand
After thwarting Jason's attempt to steal the last piece of cake from me, I gave him a nose turkey behind Grandma's back.
by krh July 20, 2004
Get the nose turkey mug.Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.
Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.
Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.
Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.
Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.
Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.
MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.
MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.
MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.
MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.
MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
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