Troutkin

A Troutkin is part trout, part pumpkin.
Mortal enemy of the Asperring.
Very tasty.

See also: Asperring, Kiwatfish, Avacalmon.

At our annual B.B.Q., we had roasted troutkin, and troutkin pie!

by person yo-yo April 30, 2004

trouser jihad

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

trouting

to lie ontop of one's friend/ partner (preferrably not strangers as it could get a tad awkward) and flop your body up and down like a wet fish, being sure to keep your arms straight at your sides at all time. Often used to initiate sexy time.

i felt a tad uncomfortable when i woke up to find the guy i pulled last night trouting me.

by fo shizzle hizzle April 2, 2009

Trotter

A man who is constantly performing menial tasks for his girlfriend, wife, or significant other. Analogous to a trotter in horse racing.

Jim was a total trotter. Kathy could always count on him to drop his plans to run her errands for her.

by Mr. Bizeeboy April 8, 2009

Trouser Snake

What your mom Likes as a pet

Man, your mom cant let go of my trouser snake.

by dman September 12, 2003

Trout

Just means a type of fish. Not a synonym for "truth"

The trout swam merrily up the stream

by thetruthabouttrout August 1, 2012

Troutdalian

A resident of Troutdale, Oregon; One who resides in Troutdale; a citizen of the center of the universe.

See also: awesome

Matt lives in Troutdale, also known as the center of the universe.

Wow, It's really Troutdalian today! Yeah these east winds are brutal!

by HD49s March 23, 2012