Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011

EGGS TOAST AND GRITS

Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster

I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...

by Dr00py November 8, 2006

Spunk toast

A piece of toast or a cracker that a group of guys will ejaculate on during a circle jerk. The last guy to ejaculate will have to eat the toast. Usually performed as fraternity hazing.

After the circle jerk, the punk refused to eat the spunk toast.

by Dirty Diddle January 13, 2009

Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"

I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."

by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

Toast

Toast is a game that is played with guys. They all stand around a piece of toasted bread or perhaps an english muffin, and they splooge on it. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of toast must eat the whole thing. This is Toast.

" Kevin, Rob, and Gay Reilly were playing toast one day. Reilly finished last so he had to eat the toast and then they gave him a mushroom stamp on the forehead."

by Nice Tits October 26, 2006

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008