beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

Good Fighted

When you ask your girlfirend to go to the New Moon Midnight showing and she says "Sorry i can't xD"

Wow poor Jake, he just got Good Fighted by her, he's totally going to be the third wheel!

by Igetpwnedallday November 1, 2009

Octopus Fight

Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.

Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.

"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"

by jesusetc. June 23, 2008

Fighting Liberal

1. A character trait that involves the incapacity to get laid and identified as one who resorts to baseless lies.

The movie: "The 40 year old virgin" will be the story of Fighting Liberal's life.

by LiberalsAreEvil September 11, 2005

scissor fight

1. a band that jerry claims is a band but doesnt exist
2. a form of lesbian sex

Jerry: i listen to real hate music like SLIPKNOT and SCISSOR FIGHT
Us: dude that fuckin band scissor fight dont exist

or

man watchin lesbos eat each other out and have scissor fights on welivetogether.com is the best

by patio boi April 4, 2004

pen fight

My, Kerri and Ally favourite way to pass a Monday morning. We all love walking through town with ink on our faces!

Charles:*Draws on Kerris face with a pen*
Kerri: TURD! *Draws on Charles Arm*
Ally: *Joins in*

by Charles April 19, 2005

Cat Fight

A cat fight is the younger sister of the bear fight and the tiger fight - a glass of Pinot Gris followed by a glass of Merlot. The drink of choice for pweefs and fans of the StarWars series.

I was at the bar with a couple of my buddies and was getting noticed by all kinds of strange when my buddy Jim Drinan stumbled up with a handful of Cat Fights - needless to say I went home empty-handed.

by Andrew Holcomb Davidson January 13, 2009