7 definitions by patio boi

Gay fuck shit old people who come from nw york into the great state of florida (mostly miami) and ruin it
these pussy whipped bitches are really snooty to anyone who isnt an old fuck who drives a lincoln like them, they drive really slow cuz they have old people disease where they get all retarded and mentally slow and they usually drive down the middle of the road and cause crashes, also, they destroy all the good food places and make people build all these gay gefilte-fish old people restaurants
where they go to eat dinner at like 2 in the afternoon (which is when like all the cool people in miami wake up)
pretty much, snowbirds are a bunch of gay faggets who deserve to die
snowbird #1: oh, herbert, those hooligans over there are listening to music in the car with their windows down, what has this world come to?
snowbird #2: i dont know alfred, but i will call the police on those criminals .......................................................................(now do you get the point about how fucking stupid the snowbirds are)
by patio boi April 5, 2004
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this really wierd swiss semi-ska band with some good songs but some are just gay
suprisingly enough they sound better live then on cd
they were at this cool ska punk concert in zurich and they sounded good so i bought their cd and i was dissapointed
some songs are good but others are just shit
dude the mosh pit for nguru was like everyone skankin in stead of moshing
by patio boi July 14, 2004
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a semi-freaky movie that is based on the book stephen king wrote (called it)
its just about this murderous clown that takes the shape of your worst fears and only attacks kids
its real name is pennywise (also a kick ass band)
unless there is a sequel to it then its a very gay and incomplete movie
"Come on down here, want a balloon? they float, everything floats down here and you float too"
-Pennywise the clown
by patio boi June 27, 2004
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1. a band that jerry claims is a band but doesnt exist
2. a form of lesbian sex
Jerry: i listen to real hate music like SLIPKNOT and SCISSOR FIGHT
Us: dude that fuckin band scissor fight dont exist


man watchin lesbos eat each other out and have scissor fights on welivetogether.com is the best
by patio boi April 4, 2004
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stuff u wear to make u smell good and shit and some people think that the gals will fuck them if they wear it but it aint true but its still cool stuff

but dont drink it and dont buy the kind that smells like dick and you'll do fine in the cologne world
Loser: I gotta put on some cologne so that susy will bang me

Other Guys: hahahaha loser dumbfuck ninny shit pussy whipped bitch
by patio boi April 4, 2004
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anyone who sells themself out to the big corporations
corporate whores are common in music and entertainment because they want to be famous and are willing to give up any personality they otherwise had and let the corporations control them
in the late 70's punk rock was started as a rebellion against such behaivor (prostitution of one's soul to haertless corporations) but now even most modern-day punk (actually pop-punk) has been compromised with bands such as good charlotte, avril, busted, sum 41, new found glory, and blink 182 (who are actually not that bad but still sold out)
good charlotte are a buncha fucking corporate whores that throw a few power chords into their emo crap and wear hot topic shit and then call themselves punk
by patio boi August 20, 2004
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a person of yugoslavian origin (or other eastern european countries)who sometimes immigrate into western european countries (such as germany, italy, austria or switzerland) and are often discriminated against by the natives of those countries who think that they are all criminals. This is entirely NOT TRUE and, in fact, more of the criminals come from those countries, and the eastern european immigrants are less of criminals and are quite decent people.
Blocher (the new elected leader of switzerland) has campaign posters saying that the yugos are running all of the crime in switzerland. Can you believe that, man, thats a pretty racist thing especially for a politician.
by patio boi March 20, 2004
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