parachute titties

When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.

Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.

by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009

Bomb Titties

A classification of a outlandishly favorable event. Usually garnished with large amounts of fun and wild behavior, not to be confused with "bomb tits" which is only to be used in a sarcastic setting, or as slander.

Person 1; That party was amazing, half of my face is paralyzed because the music was so loud.

Person 2; yeah, it was pretty bomb titties.

by crystalcastles January 13, 2011

Titties

a faggot way to say tits

"look at her titties"
"There called tits you douchebag"

by Raw Faith January 9, 2010

titties

Juggling Jumblees

"dude, check out the juggling jumblees on that bitch"

by Amanda May 24, 2003

titiksha

a stupid assole

bitch

i love me!

you're such a titiksha

by tweets:* January 16, 2013

Titties

something you will probably never even get close to. you pervert!

I touched that bitches titties but you never will cuz they are too good for you!

by my_tits_are_victim_to_elefantitis August 20, 2003

Jumanji Titties

HUGE Bazzoka sized natural tits.

Damn you seen Shaniqua?! That hoe got them Jumanji Titties!

by Thatone Ninja March 14, 2008