good guy

A male who despite being caring and respectful to his female friends and acquaintances will never become anything more than "just a friend" to them. These guys will often pay attention and offer advice to their attractive female friends problems about their arrogant, douche-bag boyfriend only to see her dump that asshole and end up with someone even worse than him. This is because the majority of women, especially in their teenage years want to find muscular, good-looking, fashion conscious, pricks with enough confidence to diminish their insecurities enough so they can sleep at night without cutting themselves or consulting bulimia. Unfortunately this leaves the good guy in the shade, despite him being a better person, and being ten times the man her boyfriend is. Usually when girls say they want a "nice guy" he's usually some pantload with a foreign accent and a weird hairstyle. Luckily not all girls are like this and when the good guy finds these girls, he'll realize good things come to those who wait.

Girl 1- omg look at jean-pierre, he's soo hot!

Girl 2- I kno right! If he asked me out it would make my life!
Good guy- You don't even know him.
Girl 1- oh but I heard hes such a great guy!
Good guy- Once again, you dont even know him.
Girl 2- Jean pierre!!(then ducks and whispers) did he see me?
Good guy-....

example#2

Girl- Omg Kyle, Nick cheated on me!
good guy- again?
Girl- yea, I thought he changed but he didn't
good guy- why would he change he's been an ass all his life.
Girl- you know what your right, Im going to go out with Darrien next.
good guy- but he's even worse. say why don't you and I go out sometime?
Girl- uhm I'm ok, I think that we should just stay friends.
good guy- oh..
Girl- Im sorry!

good guy- its ok.. go out out with whats his face.
Girl- thanks for being so supportive Kyle, your such a good guy.(she hangs up immediately after)
good guy- fuck

by assclownroberts February 21, 2010

The Bad Guys

A 2022 Movie About Furries.

Damn bro, you see that new movie called The Bad Guys. The furries are going nuts

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

orange guy

A cute young boy who likes purple dick

hi orange guy

by goldenpizza May 24, 2018

Guy Fuchs

The actual name of the COO of Wells Fargo during some seriously dark times for the institution.

Variation of "This Guy Fucks" from Silicon vally.

Can be used as a verb as well "Dude, you absolutely Fuch"

Reymondo: "Hey - just learned that our Irish buddy switched all his banking over to WF"
Flowbro: "That Guy Fuchs"

by Flowbro_K July 25, 2019

Gateway Guy

A guy who is cool and fun, but not hot enough. You get to know him and become friends with him. This friendship will then lead you to get introduced to his cool buddies and at least one or two of them might be hot.

I met this awesome guy. We really hit it off and I love hanging out with him, but I am not attracted to him. Yet, I am sure he has some cool friends and some of them are bound to be hot. He is totally my gateway guy!

by Elolabethen November 18, 2013

Stoner Guy

That one weird guy that walks around the city looking like he's stoned all the time.

"Sup?"
"I just saw Stoner Guy again"
"Again?"
"Yeah man, I see him all the time"

by Branop November 10, 2011

Vampire Guy

A guy who will only hang out with you at night. His main goals are to drink, party, and get laid. He doesn't care about anyones feelings accept his own. He is only seen out late at night and, whenever he is seen, is usually drunk high or both.

Girl 1: I wish he wasn't such a vampire guy, then I would actually date him.

Girl: True that.

by badonkadonk123 November 10, 2010