In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

third party programs

"third party program" is a word for hacking in a computergame

i used third party programs in a game

by byMaestro March 8, 2017

third down brown

penetrating someone twice in the vagina followed by a sudden switch to the ass (then usually shouting TOUCHDOWN)

dude, i totally gave her a third down brown last night

by milonated February 11, 2017

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

by Pop13 May 4, 2023

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023

Going through the third ring

SuffeRING

A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering

It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.

I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.

by MartianMenace October 8, 2023