Uncle Jim

Your roblox girlfriend and the guy that looks at u creepily stares at you when you have a family ruenion.

Person 1 "Whos that?"
Person 2 "Oh that is just uncle Jim"

by ihavegianntpp January 20, 2021

Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

super uncle

coolest uncle in the whole world, willing to do anything for you, totally easy to relate to, definitely your favorite

I can't wait to go down to Carlsbad so I can see Super Uncle.

I wonder what Super Uncle would say.

by Sjane510 May 20, 2008

Uncle Varus

An absolute GOAT.

Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!

by TheTruth164 December 25, 2020

Mexican Uncle

Mexican Uncle is an alcoholic beverage containing 1 part nyquil and 1 part tequila.

"Yes bartender I would like a Mexican Uncle and my friend here will have a Corona"

by James St. Jaymes December 22, 2012

Uncle Pea

A peacock from the indie rhythm game "Songbird Symphony" with an eccentric and silly personality who really cares about those close to him.

"Uncle Pea is a character from 'Songbird Symphony'"

by NotPhaeny June 17, 2020