ding-a-ling

A dick that makes me happy and I cum each time

My ding-a-ling is talking

by Worm magnet April 7, 2017

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

ding

Commonly ‘be/get dinged /dɪŋd/. One is dinged when one is contacted by the NHS Track-and-Trace app and told to self-isolate following possible exposure to someone with Covid. ‘Ding’ is onomatopoeic after the sound of a smartphone notification.

(This usage is observed in Cambridge, UK, where this entry is written - for the record.)

I got dinged by the app and I’ve no idea why.

by xoxo_c4thy.blo0m_xoxo June 28, 2021

Ding Dang

Oh gosh, darn it. Used as an expression of disappointment.

darn

Tim- There were no cheeseburger spring rolls at Disney World today!!

Jen- Ding Dang!

by Ravenclaw25 January 13, 2019

ding, ding

1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.

1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)

by TrickerTim December 18, 2008

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding

by The great ud author September 3, 2025