Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

Skillet Diet

The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.

Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin

Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets

Bob: Ok Cool!

by PlanoGurth July 1, 2011

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

The Pi Diet

A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.

On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”

by Fasters March 4, 2023

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022