vampire popsicle

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
by Kcornfield October 19, 2020
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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
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The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009
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Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around
by 201HH April 09, 2024
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Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
by vansareoverrated September 02, 2020
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Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
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Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”
by annikapants November 13, 2023
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