swamp monster

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.

As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.

by Billy Dracula September 20, 2009

Swamp ass

The true definition of swamp ass is only for the ultimate revenge seekers and when you really want to degrade and rob a person of their dignity for cruel things or crimes committed against you or your family. You knock them out and rape their ass and when they wake up it is your cum causing them to have the disgusting feeling of a swampy wet blown out ass.

I gave that m f-er swamp ass

by B-rad mcskeet November 13, 2011

swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003

Swamp Turnip

Another term for a poor black person. One who resides in the swamplands of the ghetto, being raised in crop fields like that of a dirty, smelly turnip.

Damn Jimbo, look at all them swamp turnips stealin our hot garbage.

by darthgayder October 26, 2010

Swamp Donk

A glorious concoction consisting of sambuca and orange juice considered a delicacy amongst the finest of human beings. It has both the consistency and the colour of stagnant swamp water yet tastes like angel tears.

'shiiiiit you were right, this swamp donk is the best thing i've ever tasted, i feel so majestic'

by bvsplrdsptmmw September 30, 2011

swamp guts

the source of miasmic flatulence

"Better stand down wind from her. Whatever she had for lunch has given her a bad case of swamp guts".

by Pope Innocent the Third March 2, 2004

Swamp Duck

An animal or person who smells as if they have been living in a swamp.

I need to take my swamp duck dog to the groomer asap.

by Mudd Digger April 11, 2018