man boobs

what guys get after eating to much chicken

"Uh oh, looks like William's been eating chicken again. He's got bigger man boobs that before..."

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

boob slap

when a girl uses her boobs to slap you in the face (must be a DD or bigger to work)

"jo's boobs were so big that they made red marks on your face after the boob slap"

by goddambats May 30, 2006

side boob

The portion of a woman's breast visible from the side due to loose fitting or skimpy clothing, such as a vest with no top or bra, through the arm of a tank top, or a button undone.

One of Marianne's buttons popped, revealing generous side boob.

by gigablip October 29, 2008

noob boob

Small breasts, (telling someone they have noob boobs is an insult)

she has noob boobs
*or noobish boobs

by Nicholas P. October 16, 2006

Scepter Boobs

A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs!

by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009

huge boobs

Very large breasts on a woman. Usually a D or DD cup. Men get erections just from the thought of huge boobs.

Alisha has such huge boobs. She must wear a DD cup.

Girl: I'm thinking about applying to an Ivy League school. I want to go into either medicine or law.

Guy: *staring at her boobs* Uh yeah. *starts to drool and gets a huge erection*

Girl: Getting back to that.....what the guy is actually hearing: blah blah blah blah

Guy: You have huge boobs! *grabs her boobs and starts kissing her.

by Davy77345 June 29, 2011

boob touch

When you touch a female's boob(s).

Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!

by Daleks August 16, 2011