thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand

jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you

by anonymous January 31, 2022

ye thinks

It's like methinks but for the other person.

"Me thinks you are going out tonight?"
"Ye thinks correctly! Indeed I am!"

by Tallguyty January 19, 2024

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

by Carol Knight July 7, 2023

think

1. have a particular opinion, belief, or idea about someone or something.

2. direct one's mind towards someone or something; use one's mind actively to form connected ideas.

1. she thought that nothing would be the same again

2. he was thinking about Colin

by AkiraShakira January 6, 2023

think gay

Think clearly. A gay way to say think straight.

I'm so tired I can't think gay anymore.

by Unbeloved Versatile Gay Femboy October 10, 2023

Thug think

When an individual is portraying to be a thug and carry and have the lifestyle of a thug when in reality it is impossible for that individual to do so because that person comes from a privilege and has a silver spoon up their ass.

Real Thug One: Yo Slim, let me get at u.
U hear bout Pillow n Quilt? They be Thugs.
Real Thug Two: Nah Bruh, They just be Thug Thinking.

by BetterThanYourMomma November 8, 2025

Think Tank

You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.

Often associated with the ballmer peak.

Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner

The think tank last night was very productive, we finished our programming assignment.

by nexair_fantastica September 27, 2021