Temo

Temo is a female, who doesn't own enough black clothing to be an actual Emo. other important qualities would include a husky voice (could be mistaken for a man on the phone), and the natural abiltiy to lead young innocent men astray. Temos by nature tend to be attention seekers, and if you are friends with one you will find it difficult to get a word in.
They also enjoy a drama and will create situations to ensure that they are in the centre. Also enjoys erotic wrestling.

person 1: I hear that you went out with Temo last weekend
person 2: shit yeah ended up in A&E with a cracked skull

by evil trio May 8, 2010

tampon licker

some one who licks tampons

i lick tampons said steve
john replied, you fuckin sick bastard
a wierd old man said, fuckin tampon licker

by Jack =] June 19, 2008

Ass Tampon

The "giver" in a homosexual male relationship. Compared to a tampon because of the fact that he puts himself in another dude's ass.

"You think Pete gives or receives the dick?"
"I don't know, he's not very effeminate so he must be the ass tampon in the relationship."
"Word."

by TheBass November 28, 2007

Tampon

A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.

Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!

by Estaban Rodreguez December 3, 2007

tampon

a carboard dildo that women shove up there vagina to stop them bleeding

ahh ahh harder fuck thats hard to pull out but the sensations nice :P nicee tampon :P

by sheeney123 January 16, 2011

mouse tampon

term for filter tips to be used with hand rolling tobacco

usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do

yo, man can i have one of your filters, i wana smoke

i don't use those mouse tampons, im a MAN

by gem87 December 9, 2007

temporary lie

A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.

No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday.
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)

by Jillina January 6, 2009