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talking shit about a pretty sunset 

Something you may not like or agree with but morally have no business talking shit about.
"yeah, I'm not really a huge fan of his mother but I'm not going to start talking shit about a pretty sunset."

Talking Kitty Cat

A youtuber that makes videos with his cats, Sylvester, Gibbyson, and Random Kitty
Sylvester: You will die for this
Gibson: HELP TODD
Shelby: Bacon?!
Random Kitty: Blubblub
Gibbyson: Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!
Steve: This is Talking Kitty Cat signing off! Thank you!

Talking lamp 

(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.

2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.
1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.

2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.
Talking lamp by Izhmo Goetz March 17, 2004

taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch
Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.
taking laps by Rambozzle May 10, 2011

taking it like a trooper 

When one endures sexual pain to satisfy their partner.
His size was big but there she was riding him and 'taking it like a trooper.'

Talking Taco

When a girl puts Pop Rocks into her Vajayjay hole before getting eaten out.
Bro 1: Im nervous about going down on my girl.
Bro 2: Its chill, just make sure you have her do the Talking Taco. Its like Halloween but better.