taco vendrito 

A taco vendrito is someone who sells tacos. The term taco vendrito comes from the root of taco vendor, but was changed to taco vendrito to be more stereotypical Spanish.

I know a great taco vendrito, he owns a restaurant downtown.

taco vendrito by Wandrito June 20, 2008

tacock

1. the ultimate fusion of a taco and a cock, straight girls are known to love both almost equally. The guy with the tacock will be the most amazing fucker in the whole universe

<wet_lady> cock is amazing
<Fapsy> I also love taco
<Fapsy> tacock!

tacock by Naglefar August 5, 2008

tacojeremy

he who has large penis, eats many tacos, is extremely sexy, and spends countless amount of time chasing moo cows around in the mall. is often found at taco bell, with a moo. is a master at pump, and can kick serious butt at making friends. a tacojeremy is an amazing kid, that everyone wants to know, but only certain people are special enough to know him.

omg look at that tacojeremy, he's a babe!

tacojeremy by MooCOWJADEDJessi May 27, 2009

Taco bell'd 

When you tell some one to eat something that looks like beef and after they eat it you tell them what it really is.

I made some beaver chilly and it smelled delicious, when my friends came over they asked what it was i told them to try some then when they finished a bowl i told them it wasn't beef in it. You just got Taco Bell'd !!!

Taco bell'd by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

Taco bail 

Leaving an event or gathering in order to get some Taco Bell.

"Hey man, this party is pretty lame. Let's Taco bail."

Taco bail by phagyna February 11, 2012

Taco Kid 

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

Taco Kid by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Taco Dog 

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.

1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!

Taco Dog by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012