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takes away from the table

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006
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Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 20, 2010
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dinning room table list

Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.
The queen of England is definitely not on my dinning room table list...
by TNflyguy June 25, 2014
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Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.
by goofygooberdude June 8, 2016
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Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.
"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"
by Gradual Discomfort December 1, 2016
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Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !
by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018
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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
Tom, don't pat the table.
by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018
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