Tom DeLay

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes
And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY
by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005
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Tom Hinton

A very, very, very overwieght individual. Generally English with blonde, homosexual hair. They are usually complete assholes with no sense of humour. They think they are cool but are not nearly anything like this. They (not to be rude) have a small penis.
Guy1: Hey whos that fat faggot over there?
Guy2: Hey he must be Tom Hinton
Guy1: Yeah forgot bout that
Guy2: Watch out he might roll over you
by Uranus<3 October 10, 2011
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Tom Brady

A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period
He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady
by TomBradyHellaGAy November 04, 2019
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The Tom Brady

the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"
Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!
by npmarko June 07, 2011
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tom white

the biggest faggot, a huge queer, sucks so much cock
him: sucking dick
you: you suck that like such a tom white
by uareafatbuffaloyes February 13, 2018
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Tom cruise

Noun:

Hollywood dwelling Sciencetologist creature that jumps on couches and spawns deformed children.
"Damn! Tom Cruise was really good in Rain Man!"

"Yeah, but ever sense he started banging Katie Holms and couches, I must say that he sucks ass."
by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006
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tom cruise

tom cruise acts like a douche off screen constantly, plus i think he is suffering from reality angst, which we are suffering from. get this guy on drug for fuck's sake

tom is a douche
cruise is a bag
tom cruise = major douchebag
by xvxununun October 10, 2006
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