by Tirissa March 8, 2018
Get the toilet princessmug. Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
Get the toilet blockingmug. 1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
by Jboy69 June 23, 2017
Get the toilet liftermug. Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
Get the Toilet Bashingmug. Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021
Get the Toilet duckmug. Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
Get the Toilet Witchmug. Sex act for those into coprophilia, brown showers or scat play in general. A male defecates/shits into their partners mouth, then while that person holds the still hot shit in their open mouth, the shitter turns around and face-fucks them - pushing the shit both out of their mouth and onto their face and also down their throat. The cock is the plunger for the toilet mouth.
by Eatplayrun December 3, 2019
Get the The Toilet Plungermug.