Double backside Titties

Boobs so phlat it looks like tha girls a f'kin man, specialy when the subject got a mustache aswel

Robayn: Check out the Shemale wih tha Double Backside Titties

by Robin December 10, 2003

Pancake Titties

(Noun) Metaphor for "Titties that look so good you want to spread your syrup all over them"
Generally used by men.

Tits that you just enjoy looking at.
"Man, that woman has a pair of Pancake Titties. Yummm"

by Todd Hathaway March 12, 2008

tittled

to describe getting owned in the owrst possible way.

:OH MY GOD!! robert just got tittled

ex:haha he just got tittled

by mervoski November 9, 2010

Titties Blazing

Describes a woman with prominent breasts, combined with wearing a low cut top and push up bra which indicates that she is trying really hard to show off her breasts to everyone within 100 feet. Comment usually made by a male to other male friends, but can also be yelled out so everyone in the city can hear.

1. Jesse and Joey are walking down a crowded NYC street on a Saturday night. 19 year old girl with huge rack approaches with her ugly boyfriend.
Joey (while staring at 19yo's chest): "TITTIES BLAZING!!!"
Joey and Jesse high five without missing a step, while ugly boyfriend hates his life.

2. Timbo (to Robbo): "Hey man, this is my friend Cindy, she is my girlfriend's 21yo sister".
Robbo (to Cindy, who has a huge rack and is showing it off): "Titties Blazing!!"

by crazynut November 26, 2011

Titties

1) The only thing that men can think about besides their dick
2 Something men stare at while talking to women
3) The first thing men go for when feeling all up on a woman

Man, she got some big titties.
I could feel him staring at my titties while talking to me.
The first thing I could grab was her titties they're so nice and soft.

by gjjjhfcujlkihhbk November 6, 2018

bitch titties

these are a big pair of nasty man titties man titties.

Unless used in reference to a female. then it means that her breasts are verry niiicce.tig bitters

u have a big ol pair of bitch titties

by Craiger T May 17, 2007

Eggplant titties

A ugly girl's boobs whose nipples point east and west. Usually brown nipples.

Him: Man she has them Eggplant titties
Him2: What's that man?
Him: Picture a broken dresser and the drawers are pointing different directions.
Him2: Damn.. That's nasty.

by Y So Serious March 22, 2012