Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.

Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010

tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

tit tortilla

sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!

hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!

by haruuur June 4, 2010

Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.

Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.

by Spiraldown May 28, 2016

Trucker Tits

A pair of magnificent tits that are heavenly and at times do more bad than goods.

An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

parrot with tits

a bimbo with more silicon in her breasts than brain cells in her head.

Pamela Anderson is a major parrot with tits

by gatorback rippa March 16, 2010

Amin's tits

Very large bouncy milky tits

Hey, those are Amin's tits

by طيزي كبير May 24, 2021