shake the hand of the unemployed 

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

shake the hand of the unemployed by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

end of the universe 

according to one Lewis Black, is in Austan Texas where two Starbucks are across the street from each other.

this is an example of the defenition: The end of the universe

end of the universe by osht February 23, 2009

batting in the upper deck 

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

batting in the upper deck by superman111 October 27, 2012

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

The Unicorn 

A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.

I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!

The Unicorn by Jeff da Man August 4, 2007

I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!

The line that is used when someone is from the Ukraine and you ask them if they are from Russia. They usually will be very rude to you when saying this and will have no remorse. If you are educated in history, you will know that the Ukraine has simultaneously been a part of Russia on and off again, even prior to the USSR, so don't bother asking them what the difference is, they will just yell at you, in public.

Person 1 "I love your accent, are you from Russia?"
Person 2"I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!"*yelling with furry*
Person 1"Okay, okay. Still the same thing though."

I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE! by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

The Ugly 

A slow spreading, but dangerous STD, originally extracted from the monstrosity known as "the ugly". There is no known cure against the ugly at the moment. Early stages are undetectable, but later stages include symptoms such as rapidly growing bush, balls on your chin, and penis falling off.

"Hey Mick, how does it feel to have the ugly?"

The Ugly by ugly free July 31, 2009