by Timmie Tam July 16, 2022
Get the fuck it listmug. Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug. An "Oskar list" is a list of urgent tasks that are not included in any planning documents or schedules. The tasks that make up an Oskar list are usually communicated to the assignee via post-it notes or via private messages on a communication platform.
"I just found a few issues in the latest code release. I'll put together an Oskar list and send it to you on Slack."
by skywalker90 April 9, 2019
Get the Oskar listmug. Means the list of females that are so desirable that you would let them peg you if that was the only way you could have relations with them.
by buckbuckgoose June 7, 2022
Get the The Listmug. A list made up by grumpy old farts at places of employment
listing fellow employees in a rank from 1 to 10. Associates within the top 5 get their pictures on the Charlie wall, free gardening magazines, lolipops and pictures of naked ladies from Las Vegas. The botton 5 gets pooped on.
listing fellow employees in a rank from 1 to 10. Associates within the top 5 get their pictures on the Charlie wall, free gardening magazines, lolipops and pictures of naked ladies from Las Vegas. The botton 5 gets pooped on.
Hey, the kid's not doin' so well on the Charlie's list. Take down his picture and spit on the floor when somebody says his name!
by Jimmy Chuck March 5, 2008
Get the Charlie's listmug. by theecomicguy April 4, 2017
Get the shitbucket listmug. on december 5 everyone writes their top 5-7 list of the hottest people and in the end do the top 5 list for boys and girls from all the lists. (like the rankings episode from big mouth)
by pepepepepepepeppepepepepe November 23, 2019
Get the list daymug.