“Bro, I had no idea Landon was such a kike knight, I brought up Gaza and he went off saying they deserve it”
by Thebamdotcam September 24, 2025

Relationship diagnosis-
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

A Purple Knight is a handsome man who is narcissistic, charming, a sweet talker, and takes credit for other people's work. He makes promises but doesn't keep them. In essence, he's a good-for-nothing guy. When it comes to the work, he can't do the job himself, so he takes credit for it as if he worked with the team to complete it. When it comes to dating, he's the type of guy who says sweet nothing to women.
Jack didn't contribute much to the project, but he took all the credit from us at the end! He still remains at large purple knighting among his co-workers.
by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024

a big softie, no words can explain how some Tyler is, he acts hard around his mates ut when its late at night he love talking to his best friend about his true feelings, most tylers are best friends with a kian.
by random nonce69 August 26, 2021

You have your white knights who never get laid. Dark knights are macho and dominant. However, the blood knight is one who is known as MVP.
by EmoWithAttitude February 20, 2024

Lloyd Knight is the best lanky friend you could ever ask for. Although old he posses the traits of a 9 year old
by Thelankyguysfreind February 13, 2019
