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Liquid Gooch

The liquid secretions between the balls and anus.
My mans liquid gooch taste like gold
by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025
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Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!
by Smoisty June 17, 2025
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gooch

A scuff or large mark on previously shined boots caused by someone else stepping on them.
Front rank: sorry for gooching your boots
Rear rank: you ruined my shine, man
by evilmilk June 29, 2025
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Professor Gooch

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch
by Tinytaint July 6, 2025
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Gooch

Fresh Awesome Good Great Okay Wonderful Hip Cool Best Right Righteous Righteousness Bad A-s

Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!
Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!
by Peter Kake July 10, 2025
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The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025
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Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”
Nice gooch”
by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025
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