A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
by IKnowTheLingo October 21, 2014
by moofinator December 28, 2009
Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003
saturday night. old school word used to describe how afro americans celebrate saturday night. getting clean, washing the car, going out to the club and celebrating.
by bert2 June 19, 2005
My husband is cheap as shit all year but the Christmas Whore found the money to buy all the kids I-phones and Mac computers.
That Christmas Whore is totally screwed for what they spent.
A Christmas Whore will do anything for a good time and pay afterwards.
That Christmas Whore is totally screwed for what they spent.
A Christmas Whore will do anything for a good time and pay afterwards.
by yellatail November 22, 2010
by anonymous November 23, 2004
Every day leading up to Christmas send him a different booty pic. On Xmas night give him the whole thing.
by Bbbsssdd December 05, 2019