bitches sweat me

Term used by males who often go after underage females due to lack of game; usually uses dry humor to distract them from his unnaturally small penis, otherwise known as "micropenis"

Bitches sweat me when I ejaculate in under 10 seconds.

by GoodBoiii May 8, 2017

slert

"Style Alert"

A combination of the words style and alert.

Hey I just got this rad slert!

Maybe you can slert me later.

by bobzub May 24, 2007

snert

Feeling completely run down. No longer able to keep your feet from dragging. Tired, sore, and otherwise crap-tacular.

"Man, what a day. I had no lunch break, way to many meetings, and had to work late into the night to boot. I R snert."

by theluggage March 8, 2005

snert

To drink liguid via the nose.

"Mind you don't snert that cola!"

by Chris Jennings November 8, 2004

swertainly

Swertainly is a modified form of the common word "certainly." It is most often used to affirm a statement someone just made. Swertainly is also used on the streets as a more endearing term of acknowledgment. When used on the streets, the phrase "my dear" is frequently added on to the end, creating: "Swertainly, my dear."

Bethany: You want to settle this in a game of ping-pong, before I kick your ass?
Mark: Swertainly, my dear.

by pingpongwong July 15, 2009

swertled

To wrap a puppy in a blanket like a baby burrito

I swertled my puppy Spot last night to get him to calm down and go to sleep.

by boonie woonie October 28, 2020

swertfager

Known best as someone who wears khakis, has car keys and is referred to as cumkis or sir khakleton thumperbottom.

Ashley called khakis a swertfager

by Lady Lanister March 18, 2021