Suicide Doors 

Car doors that open backwards. In the early 1900s most cars were sold to elderly because they were the only people who could afford them. The term suicide door originated before Drinking and Driving became illegal.

While the car was still moving, an intoxicated driver would open the door to vomit and would be pulled out of the vehicle.

Grandpa opened them suicide doors to throw up and he got runned over by his own car.

Suicide Doors by mr_dinwiddie February 16, 2009

Suicide by cop 

A thing that most people don’t know and only heard it from rick and morty like me

That’s suicide by cop like from rick and morty

Suicide by cop by A guy who is very fat May 22, 2020

Suicide Voter 

Voters who vote for the opposite general election candidate if their own party nominates someone other than their choice in the primary.

Suicide voters believe in 'my way or no way'.

Suicide Voter by The Eskimo February 6, 2008

Suicide Passing 

Light the bowl once and continue passing at a rate till the bowl goes out.

Jeffery lights the bowl and then passes to the left. Person to the left then hits until the bowl is out. Therefore ending suicide passing.

Suicide Passing by some_else October 31, 2011

suicide probe 

While the male penis is inserted deep in the female vagina, the male proceeds to cut off his penis at the base leaving it inserted.

So sad to here about Sarah, she got suicide probed three times last week.

suicide probe by MyBoyBlue69 November 13, 2017

Suicide Prank Call 

You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.

How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?

Suicide Prank Call by Ecua73 December 1, 2019

Suicide squad 

A shit movie

A shit quote from the movie: so what are we, some kind of suicide squad?

- will smith

Suicide squad by spooksthekat March 22, 2020