potato station

a highly refined state of sleep which is experienced suddenly without warning usually while laying in a comfortable position, but can also come on in any situation.
one cannot will oneself to be in 'potato station', it comes to you without much warning. many 'terrible' things can happen to one on coming out of potato station, but the exhilaration and openness of the state itself is worth the trouble.

Usually you speak of 'potato station' just after returning from this wonderful/terrible place:
"I am so sorry that I didn't call, I was in Potato Station!"
You can also lure someone in with you, "meet me in Potato Station"---this gets good results.

by jo jo bee May 10, 2008

Pumping Station

when you are doing a girl in the butt while she is throwing up, you pump in while she pumps out.

Dude me and jenny drank too much last night and she got sick so we did the pumping station

by knaitlyn October 18, 2008

most overrated station in history

Z 95.7, located in the kansas city area.

The most overrated station in history is located in kansas city.

by yay yippee May 25, 2004

United statian

A term created by British and British Commonwealth citizens to describe residents of the United States of America who identify themselves as "Americans". Its use is to differentiate that country's citizen from citizens of other countries located on the North and South American continents who could feasibility also be called Americans.

It is vital to note that Americans from the United States of America do not recognize this distinction, and only refer to themselves as Americans. This makes any other distinction by any other country irrelevant.

United Statian is an incorrect term used to describe citizens of United States of America.

Bob: Oy mate, I watched a United Statian football match on tv last night.

Matt:. Huh? You mean American football match? No one calls Yanks United Statians.

by Gatorkt November 28, 2017

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

statiology

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010