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Sorrytaking

The Holiday Native Americans celebrate in place of Thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. Participants dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the Native American with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the title of "White Devil" and gets to make the first slice in the "suffering planet": an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. Once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man's greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.
Native American Employee: Hao, Great Bossman. Im going to need tomorrow off so I can celebrate Sorrytaking with my family.
Bossman: Sure thing.
by Ken Kozel March 30, 2008
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Sorry sire

1. A term used heavily in the Princeton area as an obnoxious retort when penalized by an adult. Used primarily by teens. requires the utmost perfection to use. When used correctly it will humour the punishing adult, but when used incorrectly it can land you in DETENTION.

2. When a kid is whining about how you are being annoying, this statement, accompanied by a talk to the hand movement can often break the child's confidence and stop the complaints.
1. "Jake! Oh my god! You just threw a football at the plasma TV and you're not doing ANYTHING!
"Oh. Well, SORRY SIRE!"

2. "OMG Jake you're being sooo annoying! I asked you to hand me that camera but you didn't!"
"(talk to the hand wave) Well SORRY SIRE!"
by Jo-jo-Dan June 25, 2008
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spray tan the pan

when you shit and spit chips of shit down the toilet and it hits the pan so violently and sticks all round, you have to T-Cut it off.
Could be after a particularly spicy curry. A dodgy Egyptian dish at the Park Inn Sharm could also cause one to 'spray tan the pan' in a BIG way.... Poor cleaners
by CStar0701 February 11, 2009
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Spraynal

When taking a poop, a splash of toilet water that hits directly in the butt hole
I just dropped a major league duke and the spraynal was ice cold.
by MySpecialPlace August 26, 2009
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spray tan dan

One who spray tans on a weekly basis to avoid sun cancer, and rubbery dried out skin from tanning beds.
by dr knowitall jr December 10, 2010
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spraycism

A form of racist behaviour towards aftershave
Fred didnt like CkOne or versace blue jeans at all, he hated the way they looked, the way they smelt, and how they taunted him from the shelves. He should have kept his opinion to himself the dirty spraycist. There's no place for casual spraycism in our society.
by TIN Laden December 16, 2010
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sorry n' shit

To say sorry n' shit for being a true playa!
"you hate my everything I say sorry n' shit" TECH N9NE
by twiztidoz May 23, 2012
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