spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Rainbow Spaghetti

Two gay people shitting, farting, pissing, releasing semen, and vomiting on a bowl of spaghetti. Then, these two will proceed to eat the spaghetti whilst blowing each other. The first to ejaculate has to make the other person throw up, then eat the rainbow spaghetti.

Andrew: Yo dude! I have a bowl of spaghetti ready, wanna indulge some rainbow spaghetti?
Nick: Hell yeah! I love rainbow spaghetti, I hope I lose!

by Nick Droz February 17, 2024

Dominican Spaghetti

A dish created in the Dominican Republic. Its spaghetti but, Dominican. Often using plantains instead of meatballs.

I made some Dominican spaghetti
You mean, just spaghetti?

by Unknown_Scholar November 24, 2021

it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.

Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019

uh oh spaghetti oh

IDK WHERE IT CAME FROM I JUST STARTED SAYING IT

*someone falls off a cliff*
me: uh oh spaghetti oh

by thenonbinaryegg April 23, 2022

spaghetti bowl

•: (Adjective or Noun) not
spending shit, choosin ya homeboy over fine shit, No MOTION, gotta wait to Friday ass nigga, I only got cash ass nigga,
all of the above with ya broke ass... 🍝

"Girl you need to leave that spaghetti bowl ass nigga" 😂😂😂🍝

by lildurksbestie February 11, 2025

blue spaghetti

What one calls an old Instagram account

Jake's blue spaghetti is trash yo !

by Qjcoahelf June 22, 2017