Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.

I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.

by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022

shuckadangdarn

shuckadangdarn is used to describe an agreement. sounds good, lets do it.

Well shuckadangdarn! thats a great idea.

by porkcamino February 20, 2005

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.

Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.

by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010

Shmuckable

an atractive male who is fuckable, normally identified with a jew-fro/jew-pro.

Emma "Oh... My... Gosh..."
Arlia "emma, why are you touching yourself inapropriately?"
Emma *dribbles* "did you see that dude in costa coffee? He was totally shmuckable!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010