Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.

It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.

by Darkheath September 6, 2021

slip-and-slide

Basicaly a code word used around earjacking muthafucka's that refers to having intercourse.

1) While at work in his cube surrounded by earjacking co-workers Jamal was talking on the phone to Tanisha, the local hood rat/chickenheadabout their plans for the evening. Tanisha was telling him over the phone that she is feeling real hot and horny, alley cat throbbing and all. Jamal said biachI can't wait to get off work so we can do the slip-and-slide. Tanisha said niggaI can't wait to cum all over your magic stick.

by tee-k May 26, 2006

Slidey Snap

A hot dog, esp. one bought at a convienence store or truck stop.

I've got $20 dollars in deisel on pump 3, and these two slidey snaps.

by Erpelking August 5, 2009

slide dating

A dating relationship void of emotional attachment and comprised of a sexual "sliding" relationship.

Slide dating refers to the action the penis takes when sliding into the vagina.

We were dating, but it wasn't serious. We were just slide dating.

by Arnda September 13, 2011

slideydupe

When the retards at urbandictionary.com dont want to publish a decent definition like (retard right), rather, they'd publish some dumbass random word to get other dumbasses to agree with their bullshit.

UD moderator1: Retard right is not a good enough definition.

UD moderator2: I agree. Lets just keep allowing people to type stupid ass words to promote MTV jewish degeneracy so that humanity doesn't progress and feels sorry for the holohoax. Slideydupe.

by TruthHammer2000 June 1, 2012

slidecaged

When your homeboy goes and slips away when the police after yo ass, and you get arrested alone with him living the freedom.

"My nigga just fucking slidecaged me man. Imma beat his ass if I find him after this sentence."

by Carl Regentageous December 16, 2015

slideways

The art of sliding a car sideways through a corner, also known as drifting.

Look at at that 86 going slideways through the bends.

by JohanP April 10, 2016