by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011
Get the Sit Is Firm mug.Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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Get the National sit on lap day mug.Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
Get the Bert Kreischer sit-ups mug.Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?
Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)
Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?
Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)
Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?
by bbb brother September 6, 2010
Get the sit on myspace mug.A “sit n’ spin” is when a male squats or sits on a female’s face while they engage in cunnilingus, oral, or tonguing of the male anus while “spinning” their tongue around the asshole. Hence the term “sit n’ spin.”
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