Sita

An Indian Goddess, She was borne from the earth. She choose Rama as her husband. Forced to discrimination, first she was asked to walk on fire to prove her purity, where it would destroy the impure and sinful, but not touch the pure and innocent. Then then she was left in a forest when she was pregnant with her two sons. When they were borne, Her husband came to receive them, thus freeing her of all responsibilities. She went back into earth by jumping in a fissure (a metaphor for suicide).

Auspicious Sita, come thou near;
We venerate and worship thee
That thou mayst bless and prosper us
And bring us fruits abundantly

by Asvari May 19, 2013

sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

Site modeling

"Site modeling" websites use social-networking websites (most often Myspace, but unfortunately now Facebook as well) to post pictures of "models" who are more often then not 14 year old girls taking pictures of themselves, then editing the hell out of them, perhaps putting them in black-and-white or sepia. The site modeling site will have multiple "models" who send them pictures on a weekly basis to be displayed on the groups page under emo kid "model names". These girls are not real models, do not make any serious steps to become real models, and are just out to beg for compliments and attention.

I just took 3498 pictures of myself pouting and holding a teddy bear in front of my mirror. I think I'm going to be a site model for RejectionSadFaceBooHoo Site Modeling, and use the name Tiffany RainbowDinosaurMurderStarVomit.

by MissMarlaSinger June 20, 2011

Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"

An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.

by [e-mail] May 18, 2011

Fag Sitter

Girl who will accompany a wanna-be fag on his forays into bars or clubs to find a gay man to play with.

Jessica is such a fag sitter. I don't know why she agrees to go out with Chad while he shops for tops at gay bars.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009

Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008

The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010