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San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
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double-knuckle-shuffle

The double-knuckle-shuffle is a masturbation technique only known by the greatest baiters.
hey do you know the double-knuckle-shuffle?
the double-knuckle-shuffle is learned not taught.
by (|-|4c| September 22, 2023
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Sexual predator shuffle

When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.
"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."
by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019
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Terry B Shuffle

T B shuffle.

While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.
Last night while taking a shit a fag next to me tried to do a Terry B shuffle
by Pork Chop Cash June 14, 2017
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The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.
The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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The Chunky Ben Shuffle

Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.

The dance is as follows:

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)

The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'
Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.
by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011
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shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert
can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!
by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017
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