where you sprint up, wave your arm half between them, chest bump the aggressor, then pull back and bring your arms to your side and hands in the air like "who was that? Not me stopping the fight, keep moving guys"
Joe Rogan- "OOOAHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER... NO ITS STILL GOING... OAAAHH HE HERB DEAN SHUFFLED THEM, THE FIGHTS STILL GOIN FOLKS"
by Mr. Marino November 15, 2021
Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.
by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 15, 2018
T B shuffle.
While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.
While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.
by Pork Chop Cash June 14, 2017
The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.
"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."
by Orange Anchovies February 03, 2019
Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.
The dance is as follows:
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)
The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'
The dance is as follows:
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)
The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'
Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.
My nieghbors will be pissed.
by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011
by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017