Spitting Eggs

saying nonsense

Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro

by Don'tAsk393939393 March 23, 2021

tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.

"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."

by Spaz Out January 8, 2010

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

shittin' n' gittin'

Getting it done. Killing it. Total domination.

Man, we had a great day at work today. We were shittin' n' gittin'

by Paul wall November 13, 2013

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

sitting on a couch

getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch

by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008

Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

Jennifer: Cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; I may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010