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scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.
Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?
by dabrews April 12, 2017
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scrunchie

jerking off into your partners hair then scrunching it together
she wouldn’t fuck me, so i gave her a scrunchie
by DadBodGeeelong December 21, 2019
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Diaper Scruncher

Description of the feeling you get when your nervous. When you get so nervous you could just poop a diaper.
I was so nervous about my interview I was a diaper scruncher.
by Leaha & Kristina April 17, 2009
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shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
by QuacksO February 27, 2017
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Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places
by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009
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scratchers

i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning
by stuart reid April 4, 2007
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Scronch

a pair of underwear balled up in the corner of a room.
Get your dirty scronch off the the floor.
by shareski August 22, 2016
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