jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014

nolo slammer

The act of having sex, usually with a prostitute, in which the prostitute must "wet up" the penis before the heroin is applied and intercourse is started.

Gave ole Jennie the nolo slammer last week! That crazy bitch loves the slammer!

by cornbread4realz October 12, 2016

uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.

Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.

by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

hog slammer

A big joint..

Man thats a hog slammer!!!

by sexyweed219 July 11, 2016

clam slammer

The act of a naked woman repeatedly and aggressively forcing her vaginal lips upon another woman's during the act of lesbianic love making.

Blimey Sharon, you were really giving it some last night, I haven't had a good clam slammer like that in years.

by tony2x June 7, 2016

ear slammer

A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".

Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017