The Tea Cup Seaman Special

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

by The Owler November 27, 2014

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016

Steamy Ray Vaughn

Verb.
To sneak into a bathroom where one's partner or friend is taking a bath or shower and take a shit without flushing. The vaporized shit odors create the Steamy Ray Vaughn. Stealth delivery is crucial.

Jason dropped a Steamy Ray Vaughn on his girlfriend.

by Olegruz August 4, 2007

Steamed Donut

A steamed donut is a Rim-Job given in a shower room or a sauna.

Emma gave josh a steamed donut in the wrestling locker room.

by Dr. Mark Cuddlefishman December 19, 2010

Hendry Steamer

A cocktail that looks like a poo floating in the toilet. Named after the famous Matt Hendry after leaving a floater in a toilet in surfers paradise for 3 days.

It consists of Midori, Redbull, Kahlua, and 1 bite sized picnic bar.

A) Dude, have you tasted the hendry steamer ? it tastes so much better than it looks.

B) Hey bro, lets order a round of Hendry Steamer's.

by Bongus_Man August 17, 2008

stanley steamboat

When you take a dump while floating on water, (river, lake, pond, pool) and you throw the turd to the person across from you in another raft and it sticks

Jeff- "John wtf are your doing"
John- "Taking a shit"
Jeff-"ha ha, better not stanley steamboat me"
John- John shits, picks it up throws it at Jeff's raft and it sticks, "You just got stanley steamboated"

Jeff-"i hate when i get stanley steamboated"

by Catlin Ball April 14, 2010

Tennessee Steamboat

(ten-uh-see steem-boht)....(noun)......The act of placing an empty paper towel roll (or any cylindrical tubing) into ones rectum wile he is laying on his stomach and the second party hovers above in a squatting position releasing fecal matter (Poop) into the other end of the paper towel role. Then the second party then blows smoke into the end of the cylindrical tube giving it the imagery of a steamboat smoke stack. The perfcet Tennessee Steamboat occurs on a water bed.

You done with that paper towel role? TENNESSEE STEAMBOAT TIME!!!!!!

Why is that paper towel tube lodged in your anus?.... Dude, Tennessee Steamboat.

I have completed my final act on my bucket list! I have done the perfect Tennessee Steamboat on my roommates bed when he went home.

by tha truth 86518 January 17, 2012